Flaming Olympic spokes-woman Thomas Jolly has issued an apology for a gap ceremony show through which drag queens mocked Leonardo da Vinci’s well-known depiction of Jesus Christ’s Final Supper. Jolie, who’s homosexual, which implies Jolie, who’s totally homosexual, mentioned in her apology, “I sincerely apologize to any far-right people who find themselves nonetheless silly sufficient to consider in God and due to this fact really feel all disgusted and all the things we maintain expensive. Irritated when spitting. By the use of correction, let me clarify to you ignorant buffoons that the drag queen impersonation of The Final Supper was not a drag queen impersonation of The Final Supper however as an alternative an homage to Dionysus, the Greek god of wine, and it was simply meant to be. The true celebration of our being alive is as a result of we pulled off an imitation of the Final Supper, as an alternative of mocking the Muslims who threw us off the roof and prevented us from residing.”
Flaming spokes-queer Homosexual Jolly later amended his apology, saying, “Properly, it had nothing to do with Dionysus and we had been mocking the Final Supper however it was a celebration of nonetheless being alive as a result of we had been chickens to mock Muslims.”
Now on a private word, it could be true that some touchy-feely, small-minded Christian made one of the vital wonderful moments of religion centered on fact and morality to be mocked by a bunch of males in lies and lipsticks. To deface a fantastic Christian murals for self-degradation and the corruption of kids turns it from a factor of magnificence right into a barely watchable show of gay narcissism, however I take a broader view.
In terms of the Olympics, I do know that devoted kids have labored their hearts out with extraordinary self-discipline and dedication to carry out gorgeous feats of athletics that completely nobody cares about. For 2 weeks, all around the world, individuals stare in surprise at their tv units and suppose, “Is there actually nothing extra fascinating than this? Like reruns of “Right here Comes Honey Boo Boo” or “Naughty Movies of Australia.” And naturally, I am generalizing right here. , so please do not write and say you are sad. Apparently, Seaside Volleyball may very well be tolerable if the women had been truly made. And “Naughtiest Movies in Australia” truly had some good episodes.
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However for these of us with requirements or good style or sensitivity, the Olympics are like watching the paint dry after a bunch of somersaults on the parallel bars and a bunch of corrupt foreigners holding it up with fully arbitrary scores earlier than handing out the awards. A gold medal for finest drying of their nation.
And normally me and different individuals with intercourse lives do not take into consideration the Olympics besides to want it was over as a result of which means it is nearly soccer season. However that every one modified this yr, with Spock-queer homosexual Jolly mocking his faith till he stands earlier than God’s throne questioning if the previous Dionysus excuse will free him from everlasting damnation. So genuinely-earned. However now I can not actually see the Olympics with credit score. As a substitute of simply taking a stroll or maybe studying a e book to study extra in regards to the good artistry and symbolism of da Vinci’s masterpiece, I spotted what a stupendous work Homosexual Jolly was mocking when he managed to combine shallowness with cowardice on the identical time. The God who loves him whereas joking to God who will fortunately throw him off the roof…
The place was I going with this sentence?
Oh yeah, as an alternative of ignoring the entire thing with out seeing it, I can not assist however have a look at it with a brand new goal and enthusiasm, feeling that for some cause my pure reluctance to die by mass has been given new which means. My deepest want is to inform the flaming homosexual jolly that it could have been higher if he had truly participated on this yr’s Olympic occasion by skydiving.
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Andrew Klavan is the host of The Every day Wire’s “The Andrew Klavan Present.” She is the bestselling creator of the Cameron Winter thriller sequence. The third installment, “The Home of Love and Demise,” is now obtainable. Comply with him on X: @andrewklavan
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